Thursday, September 16, 2010
The Truth About Footie Pajamas
They are fucking awesome. And so useful! The dirtiest I have ever danced was when I was wearing footie pajamas at a house party. I am, however, permanently scarred because we were dancing to the "How-low-can-you-go" song and he whispered in my ear, as I am like dry humping him in my footie pajamas, "How low can you go?" So of course, I had to show him. It was at about that time that one of my guy friends forced one of my girl friends to drag me away from the dance floor/kitchen...probably because I looked like an extremely inappropriate 11-year old. I then proceeded to vomit for the next few hours. Good thing I was already in my pajamas!