Monday, October 25, 2010

Scary Things

Here is my list of scary things.

1. Being on a plane that has been hijacked by terrorists.
       -I don't care much for airplane travel to begin with
       -Middle eastern people don't scare me as much as Latinos, but one that wants to kill me would probs be really terrifying and also fulfill every stereotype of Middle easterns that has been lingering around for the past 9 years.
       -Being in a situation where you KNOW FOR A FACT that you are going to DIE a painful, burn-ey death with a hundred strangers would not be fun. Plus, I'll be with my family, so who the hell would I make my final phone call to? That will be a very hard decision and will probably be more difficult than accepting that I am about to fucking die.

2. Being haunted by a DEMON.
       -You can't run, you can't hide, you can't protect yourself.
       -Sooooooo creepy. And they are invisible, which is just fucked up.
       -I can't even explain it, but this would be like the worst thing ever.

3. Being in a serious sword fight.
       -Being stabbed by a sword just does not sound appealing at all.

4. Being chased around your home/someone else's home/a meat packing plant/a cornfield by an ax murder with a giant knife/chainsaw/brute strength/vampire fangs
       -Imagine hide and seek except if you get found you get killed.

1 comment:

  1. solution to all of these: get really good at swordfighting. 1 - kill the terrorists. 2 - demons don't exist. 3 - self explanatory. 4 - i hope i don't need to explain this one either